I adore the male species. All of them. I love the way a testosterone fueled mind functions. It doesn’t matter tall or short, simple or complex, nerdy or sexy (mostly nerds are SUPER sexy), married, single, funny, serious, brilliant, average… Even the ones that can’t put socks in hampers. I love that males think different, act different, talk different than females. I could pick a guys brain for days.
However, if you EVER whine like the 40 year old man that I heard tonight, I will personally rip of what’s left of your balls, stomp on them, and throw them back in your purse where they should have been in the first place.
Moral- don’t be a bitch.
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