uh..... i don't know what to do here.

So here I am .... in all my poor punctuation glory. not knowing *why* i'm doing this, only compelled to write for an unknown reason. i'm not going to use this to vent about work, or the wastes of carbon that i serve runny eggs to. if i do, it'll be to use the above said waste of carbon in story pertaining to my point. which could be a first, since i rarely have one worth mentioning. since you're willing reading this, i suppose it's only fair that i (hereby known as THE WRITER) should lay down a few ground rules for you (hereby known as THE READER)

* THE READER will disregard THE WRITERS lack of punctuation, grammatical inconsistencies (see what i did there?), and all around bad forum

*THE READER will also understand that THE WRITER does have some (although not many) people that will be used under an alias. this alias is mostly used to protect said WRITER from unemployment, slander/libel, body and property harm.

*THE WRITER uses the right to display any range of emotion, language, belief, opinion, and any other range that classifies THE WRITER of being classified as human.

that being said... finally

*if THE WRITER knows, works, cohabitates, feeds, or is related to (any of the former being in past, present, or future sense) THE READER, THE READER assumes responsibility to star in, co-star in, or be privy to any future posts.